Youthful Ventures: Deathly Tendencies in Unprotected Sexual Intercourse
by Lueong Glory Manambowoh
(Cameroon)
Youthful ventures “Deadly Tendencies in Unprotected Sex”
A 5 minute discussion with Mr. HIV.
As I paraded the university campus in appreciation of God’s perfection, in beautiful and talented boys and girls like you and I, it suddenly dawned on me that we the youths are an indispensable human resource reservoir for the world of tomorrow.
Oh I saw an embodiment of talents better still; dynamic leaders for tomorrow’s society. But as I continued down the hostels to the quarters and villages pondering over these indispensable intellectual equipments and potentials for the society of tomorrow, the rather compromising attitude of the youths like you and I sent shock waves down my spine and left my heart bleeding in pain and sorrow. Then the image of aborted and dumped babies became more real to me as I imagined them crying out against all the cruelty and inhumanity inflicted on them by young potential mothers that we are.
This therefore led me to the discovery of a mystery but misery about youths in an era of HIV/AIDS. I discovered that youthfulness is about adventures and uncalculated risks. Cohabitation remains the watch word of most university students but more interestingly, we the youths do not only cohabit but cohabitation is the laboratory where we experiment our adventures and uncalculated risks.
Sexual skilfulness and intenships on marriage are the principal adventures and uncalculated risks which takes place in the cohabitation laboratory. Like the saying goes, learning without playing makes john a dull boy, so too dating without sex brings strain and stress in the love relationship. Oh but playing love!
Dear readers ponder over this lobby for sex below:
Boy: chah, small thing, as the days pass by, so is your beauty renewed like the flowers at spring. I didn’t know that God was such a partial creator that he accorded all elements of beauty to you. Truly, dear, you are beautiful.
Girl: thank you.
Boy: that’s not enough oh let’s have some fun for ourselves princess. Take me into the secret garden. A land of love and pleasure.
Girl: oh, are there still some preservatives in the house?
Boy: so for all these years you do not still have confidence in me?
Girl: dear it’s not just a matter of confidence but an added advantage for both of us.
Boy: oh, so you became unfaithful along the line. No problem, love is blind. I’ve now made up my mind to be blind towards your unfaithfulness. Please for the sake of love lead me to the garden.
Girl: but I have some cash, let me rush up to the store and get some condoms. It’s not yet too late.
Boy: you understand the tension in me and you keep insisting? Better give me now or never. I don’t care about which so ever any STI you’ve contracted.
Girl: but we started up with the condom. Its better we keep it up.
Boy: condom again I hear you say!
Has your garden soap which will chop off if over used?
Has it a meter rating? More beautiful girls than you have lifted up their nostrils same but today, termites have exploited all corners of their gardens. Do you think you will make the exception?
Girl: but darling for all this while we’ve been using the condoms why the sudden change?
Boy: dear, we missed it. The assumed pleasure which we had was just a fore taste of the reality. Tell me if it’s possible to: enjoy the sweetness of bananas in its peelings, enjoy sweets by socking it in a wrapping, and eat Achu with a plastered finger or either taste a sauce from it’ flavor. How disgusting it is! Aren’t you interested in full pleasure?
Girl: I understand but I think the pleasure we’ve been deriving so far is enjoyable.
Boy: dear girl, from now hence consider it to be over. You can’t afford to frustrate my emotions. Go seek for those boys who will succumb to your laws but remember getting a husband is very difficult these days. No matter how educated and rich you are marriage remains a value for Africans. I know I’m rich enough and remain the taste of your despairing friends out there.
Girl: please do not take it that far I’m sorry.
What an incredible but true path that we young girls have to trade on in order to part take in the sexual ceremony of unprotected sexual intercourse. Like every other ceremony, the guest of honor in this case is Mr. HIV. Below is his traditional speech during every unprotected sex ceremony of Mr. and Mrs. Youth.
Thank you for inviting me to the untimely invitation to this pleasurable sex ceremony to which I’m the guest of honor. Before I take my sit, to chair and preside over this occasion and the rest of your lives, I will like to make one thing clear about my self because;
Some youths say I’m a country’s idea to discourage sex.
Others say I am an obstacle to pleasurable sex
Some call me harsh and heartless
Others call me the cruel intruder and some call me the killer disease
True, but those who are honest and know me well say they acquire me through an invitation to a ceremony of this genre or related ones. To be frank, I have never intruded somebody’s privacy. Rather, I am just a guest of honor often invited to partake in ceremonies where blood and other body fluids are secreted. I will rather cherish invitations to these other ceremonies than to related ones like blood transfusions, the use of infected objects and mother to child. This preference stems from the fact that I can easily be obstructed and prevented during ceremonies of the latter type. Mr. Youth, you said your occasion was just a five to twenty minutes pleasure ceremony. I wouldn’t mind its duration but will make sure you lodge and feed me so that I can manifest my diabolic talents later. One thing about my specificity in relation to other STI's is that I am gentle, considerate, painless, understanding and even unnoticed. I appear as an angel of light but remain a wolf in sheep clothing. My talents and ugly face is revealed only some months or years later.
Youths, one of the greatest investments theory holds that “he who risks nothing has nothing". The risk in this case is a calculated risk. The risks in “unprotected sexual intercourse” are more dangerous than the venture in its self. Remember that like every other guest of honor, Mr. HIV traditionally lodges in our body and feed with our white blood cells via defense mechanism. After haven reverend, lodged and fed this guest, He becomes the lord of our systems and every other disease that dares to share the glory of these white blood cells with king HIV will provoke the cruel manifestations of his wrath in our systems. Thus making us to suffer from AIDS.
Dear reader; do you know that this guest of honor is timely, talented and autocratic? He responds to all his invitations and manifests his talents only at the peak of every host’s life calendar.
Young girls build and maintain unchallengeable self concepts. As for me; no irrational friend can make me discover that I am beautiful rather he can only remind me of the fact that I am.
No irrational friend can put me in a despairing state reminding me about the fact that marriage is a value for the African rather; I will let him know that so long as I remain a sphincter, so too he remains a bachelor.
No irrational friend can make me think he is financially up but indispensable because I’ll rather let him know that the concept of gender bias long too its path to hell.
Indispensable Cameroonian if you love yourselves, recite this rhyme each time you are faced with an unwanted and unprotected sexual opportunity:
It is stupid being a sexual vagabond because I am rich or beautiful but worst still it’s horrible to go in for an unprotected sexual venture rather its better to go in for protected sex with my sex partners it is honourable, wealthy and responsible of me if I abstain before marriage and remain faithful after marriage
Beautiful Cameroonian princesses stop half-naked dressing because men are often excited by sight. Half-naked dressing is therefore a vector of instantaneous and unplanned sexual relationships. Dressing half-nakedly is paying your own transport on the high way to HIV/ AIDS.
Stop watching pornographic films because they are emotional exciters with great fantasies